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"A man told me: You are absolutely out of your tree. And I said: Yes and I'm awfully sad about it, it was really a very nice tree."

My name is Natalie, I live in Maryland. I’m itty bitty & a mischievous drunk. I don’t take myself seriously and you shouldn’t either. I work in an office, but it’s nothing like working in The Office. Also I have a freak obsession with water.