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I’m awfully awkward, terribly nice, itty bitty &amp; a mischievous drunk. I try to be creative. Also I have a freak obsession with water. My favorite band ever is probably The Clash or Talking Heads. I work in an office, but it’s nothing like working in The Office.

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 </description><title>Bird Will Bird Won't.</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @birdwillbirdwont)</generator><link>http://birdwillbirdwont.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Has anyone heard Beach House’s Teen Dream yet?
It’s...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://15.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktjh8mpRKo1qzo6l2o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Has anyone heard Beach House’s &lt;b&gt;Teen Dream&lt;/b&gt; yet?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It’s so so good, I love it. They have yet to release something I hate.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://birdwillbirdwont.tumblr.com/post/253733413</link><guid>http://birdwillbirdwont.tumblr.com/post/253733413</guid><pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 20:53:09 -0500</pubDate><category>Beach House</category><category>Teen Dream</category><category>Baltimore bands are better than Brooklyn bands</category></item><item><title>I was just SERIOUSLY offered a job as a 'swingers party' hostess on Myspace for $150 a hr.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;It really is serious too. haha&lt;br/&gt;This 30 year old lady from my state sent me a message explaining to me who she is and what she does for a living and then asked me if I’d be interested in being a hostess for her swinger parties….&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Does my picture scream “I’ll fuck anyone with a penis for money?” &lt;br/&gt;Also… isn’t this basically prostitution?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I need to get off of this site, pronto.&lt;br/&gt;Jimmity Crispies!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://birdwillbirdwont.tumblr.com/post/253510459</link><guid>http://birdwillbirdwont.tumblr.com/post/253510459</guid><pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 17:27:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>What are we considered</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://newfilosofee.tumblr.com/post/253340530/what-are-we-considered" target="_blank"&gt;newfilosofee&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://a-reza.tumblr.com/post/253298383/what-are-we-considered" target="_blank"&gt;a-reza&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;I usually have a lot of thoughts going through my head at the same time, and one them came down to being, exactly what are Iranians, Afghans, and Pakistanis considered?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;On things like the U.S. census, we have to put white, even though we don’t even consider ourselves white. We refer to ourselves as Middle Easterners, although that’s not even a race. Even people from northern African countries are supposed to put the same thing, even though they aren’t white either.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Countries like Iran, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Saudi Arabia are a part of Asia, so why don’t they let us say Asian? Iran, Afghanistan, and Pakistan are considered to be a part of South Asia… yet they don’t consider us to be Asian. But then at the same time, they let Indians and Bengalis classify themselves as Asian, and their countries are a part of South Asia as well.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;If they can considered themselves Asian, why wouldn’t they do the same with Afghans, Pakistanis, and Iranians? If that’s the case because of the region, why would they consider people from those countries not Asian, but let others do the same thing who are a part of the same region of Asia?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Even countries like Canada have one for those people to classify themselves - “Western Asian.” I think maybe the U.S. should do the same thing, because it’s what we are.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Since we don’t consider ourselves to be white, Middle Eastern is not a race, and they won’t let us classify ourselves as Asian… then exactly what are we?&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;I have such a hard time with the whole ethnicity question. I’m half Spanish and half ‘American’ (really I’m a mutt/mongrel with tons of different heritages but this makes it semi-easier). I used to put Spanish on things that asked that question, I’m not sure why, I guess I just felt more Spanish than anything else. I remember when people saw that they’d ask me “Oh were you born in Mexico/South America/Spain?” And I’d always say… “No I was born in America…” To which they’d respond, “Then you’re not Spanish, you’re American, you’re White.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;But does not being born in said country make me any less Spanish? I’m proud of my Spanish background, now I just check of White out of habit, but I still hate when I have to.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://birdwillbirdwont.tumblr.com/post/253346501</link><guid>http://birdwillbirdwont.tumblr.com/post/253346501</guid><pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 14:47:41 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Oh my gawd, I am DYING.Wittle Bambi &amp; Baby!!</title><description>&lt;img src="http://12.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktivl21lvt1qzo6l2o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Oh my gawd, I am DYING.&lt;br/&gt;Wittle Bambi &amp; Baby!!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://birdwillbirdwont.tumblr.com/post/253247351</link><guid>http://birdwillbirdwont.tumblr.com/post/253247351</guid><pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 13:05:26 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>breakfast at byways (By abbytrysagain)
I love diners, especially...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://21.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktiur2z9JW1qzo6l2o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;breakfast at byways (By &lt;a href="http://flickr.com/photos/abbytrysagain" target="_blank"&gt;abbytrysagain&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I love diners, especially diners that serve breakfast all day because even though I tend to sleep in through breakfast it happens to be my favorite meal of all of the meal options. &lt;br/&gt;Brunch is close second. (:&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://birdwillbirdwont.tumblr.com/post/253230520</link><guid>http://birdwillbirdwont.tumblr.com/post/253230520</guid><pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 12:47:26 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>things your zodiac hates</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://alyssa123.tumblr.com/post/252746543/things-your-zodiac-hates" target="_blank"&gt;alyssa123&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Cancer&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Too much heat&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt; Itchy wool &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Having to sleep on the couch&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;People who show up early&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;People who are bad or sloppy dressers&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Being criticized in any way&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Violent movies&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Ungrateful children&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Losing their sunglasses&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;People who steal the spotlight&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This is actually all true except for two.&lt;br/&gt;I actually have no problem sleeping on a couch. I mean I’ve slept in a car in a diner parking lot in New Jersey for goodness sake haha.&lt;br/&gt;&amp; I hate being in the spotlight to begin with… so I have no problem if people steal it.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://birdwillbirdwont.tumblr.com/post/252753784</link><guid>http://birdwillbirdwont.tumblr.com/post/252753784</guid><pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 01:32:03 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://8.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kthw629dcd1qzo6l2o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://birdwillbirdwont.tumblr.com/post/252684623</link><guid>http://birdwillbirdwont.tumblr.com/post/252684623</guid><pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 00:20:26 -0500</pubDate><category>bat for lashes</category><category>natasha khan</category></item><item><title>Oh Ands, you make me laugh.Also, how a year changes...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktht8x7zAL1qzo6l2o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Oh Ands, you make me laugh.&lt;br/&gt;Also, how a year changes things…. they look like a completely different band now. Gone with the hippie wear.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://birdwillbirdwont.tumblr.com/post/252619671</link><guid>http://birdwillbirdwont.tumblr.com/post/252619671</guid><pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 23:17:20 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Marloes Horst photographed by Viki Forshee for Lula Magazine...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kthq9jfVTL1qzo6l2o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://21.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kthq9jfVTL1qzo6l2o2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kthq9jfVTL1qzo6l2o3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Marloes Horst photographed by Viki Forshee for &lt;a target="_blank" href="http://fashiongonerogue.com/2009/09/marloes-horst-by-viki-forshee-for-lula-fallwinter-2009/#more-12807"&gt;Lula Magazine Fall/Winter 2009&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Love these dark flapper inspired looks, so pretty.&lt;br/&gt;Found on &lt;a href="http://fashiongonerogue.com/" target="_blank"&gt;Fashion Gone Rogue&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://birdwillbirdwont.tumblr.com/post/252555311</link><guid>http://birdwillbirdwont.tumblr.com/post/252555311</guid><pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 22:12:00 -0500</pubDate><category>editorials</category><category>fashion</category><category>fasion gone rogue</category><category>lula magazine</category><category>marloes horst</category><category>viki forshee</category></item><item><title>Backstabber by Ke$ha
Yes… I am a Ke$ha fan. Yikes.</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://birdwillbirdwont.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/252272943/tumblr_kthbk6mQ891qzo6l2&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Backstabber by Ke$ha&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Yes… I am a Ke$ha fan. Yikes.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://birdwillbirdwont.tumblr.com/post/252272943</link><guid>http://birdwillbirdwont.tumblr.com/post/252272943</guid><pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 16:55:18 -0500</pubDate><category>Ke$ha</category></item><item><title>"Drew his .32 automatic, I guess, and put a bullet through his moll’s eye."</title><description>“Drew his .32 automatic, I guess, and put a bullet through his moll’s eye.”</description><link>http://birdwillbirdwont.tumblr.com/post/252264317</link><guid>http://birdwillbirdwont.tumblr.com/post/252264317</guid><pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 16:45:17 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>(By browncardigan)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://7.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kth6viBIIH1qzo6l2o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;(By &lt;a href="http://flickr.com/photos/browncardigan" target="_blank"&gt;browncardigan&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://birdwillbirdwont.tumblr.com/post/252186181</link><guid>http://birdwillbirdwont.tumblr.com/post/252186181</guid><pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 15:14:05 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>I adore really old street maps, and I actually wanted to buy...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktgxhwUcTO1qzo6l2o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I adore really old street maps, and I actually wanted to buy some to hang in my room, but I think instead I might hand draw some myself of various cities, like NYC, Paris, Baltimore, etc etc.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I think it’ll be fun and not to mention give me something to do haha. (:&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://birdwillbirdwont.tumblr.com/post/252009995</link><guid>http://birdwillbirdwont.tumblr.com/post/252009995</guid><pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 11:51:31 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Work it girl. Love her.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://17.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktgw4eXeBT1qzo6l2o1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Work it girl. Love her.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://birdwillbirdwont.tumblr.com/post/251987248</link><guid>http://birdwillbirdwont.tumblr.com/post/251987248</guid><pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 11:21:50 -0500</pubDate><category>goldielocks</category></item><item><title>Chelsea vs. Wolverhampton.
Right now. Only 35 mins in and...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://15.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktgu1aMYJz1qzo6l2o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Chelsea vs. Wolverhampton.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Right now. Only 35 mins in and Chelsea has 3 goals. That’s how you do it. I’m stoked.&lt;br/&gt;On an unrelated note after this game I’m going to go buy a new hair straightener.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://birdwillbirdwont.tumblr.com/post/251952941</link><guid>http://birdwillbirdwont.tumblr.com/post/251952941</guid><pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 10:36:00 -0500</pubDate><category>chelsea</category><category>chelsea fc</category><category>wolverhampton</category><category>soccer</category><category>football</category></item><item><title>Ah Natasha is so beautiful.I’m highly contemplating making...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/8r2z-OZLlis&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/8r2z-OZLlis&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Ah Natasha is so beautiful.&lt;br/&gt;I’m highly contemplating making a fuckyeahbatforlashes or fuckyeahnatashakhan.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;That’s pretty much what my blog is haha.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://birdwillbirdwont.tumblr.com/post/251437054</link><guid>http://birdwillbirdwont.tumblr.com/post/251437054</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 22:01:56 -0500</pubDate><category>Natasha Khan</category><category>bat for lashes</category><category>wilderness</category><category>two suns</category></item><item><title>natasha khan my idol fo’ lyfe.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktfudk6qL91qzo6l2o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;natasha khan my idol fo’ lyfe.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://birdwillbirdwont.tumblr.com/post/251422009</link><guid>http://birdwillbirdwont.tumblr.com/post/251422009</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 21:46:32 -0500</pubDate><category>Bat for Lashes</category><category>Natasha Khan</category></item><item><title>How absolutely darling is this restaurant?A friend of mine works...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://10.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktfs1dBuiv1qzo6l2o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://4.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktfs1dBuiv1qzo6l2o2_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://6.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktfs1dBuiv1qzo6l2o3_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://18.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktfs1dBuiv1qzo6l2o4_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://17.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktfs1dBuiv1qzo6l2o5_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://9.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktfs1dBuiv1qzo6l2o6_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://10.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktfs1dBuiv1qzo6l2o7_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://13.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktfs1dBuiv1qzo6l2o8_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;How absolutely darling is this restaurant?&lt;br/&gt;A friend of mine works at this place and sent me the website to see it and I fell in love.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It’s called Sweetiepie and it’s located in New York City.&lt;br/&gt;Looks like a restaurant fit for Eloise! &lt;br/&gt;Definitely plan on making reservations for there the next time I’m in NYC. (:&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;All photos from: &lt;a target="_blank" href="http://www.sweetiepierestaurant.com/"&gt;Sweetiepie&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://birdwillbirdwont.tumblr.com/post/251374706</link><guid>http://birdwillbirdwont.tumblr.com/post/251374706</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 20:56:00 -0500</pubDate><category>sweetiepie</category><category>resturant</category><category>new york city</category></item><item><title>So I pretty much am obsessed with this song.I think it’s...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/sXMu14YlfXs&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/sXMu14YlfXs&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;So I pretty much am obsessed with this song.&lt;br/&gt;I think it’s because she kind of reminds me of Uffie at some parts of the song.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://birdwillbirdwont.tumblr.com/post/251350673</link><guid>http://birdwillbirdwont.tumblr.com/post/251350673</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 20:29:44 -0500</pubDate><category>Ke$ha</category><category>tik tok</category></item><item><title>I love clutter, I love miss-matched things, I love kitschy...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktfiscT4Iw1qzo6l2o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktfiscT4Iw1qzo6l2o2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktfiscT4Iw1qzo6l2o3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://22.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktfiscT4Iw1qzo6l2o4_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I love clutter, I love miss-matched things, I love kitschy stuff. &lt;br/&gt;Obviously if I walked past these shops I would want everything in them. I can’t wait to have my own place and be able to fill it with all random assortments of objects.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Photos by Carrie from her blog &lt;a target="_blank" href="http://wishwishwish.net/"&gt;WishWishWish&lt;/a&gt;!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://birdwillbirdwont.tumblr.com/post/251195246</link><guid>http://birdwillbirdwont.tumblr.com/post/251195246</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 17:36:12 -0500</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
